Jason2k14 (2014-09-02 17:33:35)

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Once upon a time

there was a guy

named mr swag

every1 on the blok was all liek

"YO YO MY NIGGA MR.SWAGGGGG"

and mr swag was all liek

"NIGGA MY ASS" i aint yo fuhkin nigga, gtfo oompa loompas

and evry1 on da blok started a riot

dey kept pouncing on Mr.Swag's door

butt he wudn't open nor ansr

so da whole blok us'd a chensaw

the dor opn'd butt ware did mr.swag go???

it was a mistery

so dey put da swat team and evy single prson on da planet on da lukout for mr.swag

one day

a little girl looked on the stop of mount swagilicious

nd she fown'd mr swag

"HIIIIIII MR SWAG CN I GET UR AUTOOOGRAPH?? *eyes blinking repeatedly creepy smile*

nd mr sweg was al liek

"GTFO OFF MY MOUNTAIN, LIL' BISH"

dere she went.. crying 4 da rest of da day

another day l8r

every1 found mr. swag

nd den.. mr swag had comited sewuhside

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...."

"I JST WNT'D UR autograf b4 u dye"

nd den evry1 jumped a man with some poor cloethng

The end.

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Fireboy21 (2014-09-02 21:21:28)

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I hate these stupid troll stories, haven't seen a decent story in ages.

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Jason2k14 (2014-09-02 22:04:05)

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Y'know Fireboy21, you're probably right. You could try to make a decent story yourself. But I doubt it'd be good enough to fall in the "Decent stories" category.

nd Mr.Swag lived angrily, ever after

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