BirdJesus (2014-09-18 21:27:43)

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Chapter 1: The Rise of D.U.M.A.S.

Once, in the depths of Club faggotPenguin, there was a penguin known as Johnnyiscool6667. Johnny was the leader of a gang called "Funny Apple Goat Gang Of Tundra" or "F.A.G.G.O.T." for short. F.A.G.G.O.T. had six awesome, epic, super cool members. They were Johnnyiscool6667, Puffleluver56864, Marky633, P12477400, P15799400, and Jackblack625. They ruled the Plaza and Town of Tundra, destroying all who opposed them. Everything was great, right until "Die United Men After Servers" a.k.a the horrible "D.U.M.A.S." entered the server. They were the most feared army in CP, because they had claimed every single Safe Chat server.
It all started on the first of August. Johnny, Mark, Puffleluver, and Jack were hanging out in the forest, pretending to be wolves.
"Im sorry John u r not welcome in the pack any more" Mark typed.
"I didnt get hr pragnint!" John typed.
"ya he didnt do it jac di" Puffleluver typed. Mark was shocked.
"is dat tru jac?" Mark typed. Jack away ran as fast as his penguin feet could carry him. "git back her!!" Mark typed. Him and the rest of the wolves chased Jack. Jack was ready for that. He used his map to teleport to the Dojo. He walked into the secret ninja room so that they couldn't follow him.
When he entered, he saw a ton of white penguins. He hid before any of them could notice he entered and watched their conversation.
"wat do we do boss" a white penguin holding a sword typed.
"We will need to send a spy to spy" a white penguin in full black armor typed. "Any volunteers?". A white penguin in a black hoodie waved his hand. "Then that settles it!" the boss penguin typed. The white penguin in the black hoodie put on a black mask and a swag cap to look like a gang member. All the white penguins started farting. They began to cheer "Down with F.A.G.G.O.T." Jack left the room immediately to warn his friends.

D.U.M.A.S. was coming.

To be continued... (hopefully not)

This post has been edited one or more times, the last time was:
2014-09-19 07:13:55

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Bean (2014-09-20 09:21:05)

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No noscope? 0/10

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Drakkrai (2014-09-20 22:25:20)

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Needs more ToonTown. -10/10

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Dimentia (2014-09-22 21:33:30)

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1000/10

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Pokemonbro12 (2014-09-23 01:10:34)

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I...just..... MORE

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BirdJesus (2014-09-30 02:09:02)

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Chapter 2: F.A.G.G.O.T. meets the Dorito Pope

"hi is nut a reel gangsta he is white pengu speye DUMAS!!" Jack typed.
"shutup jak u r werd" John typed as he threw a snowball at Jack. "coolgangsta455 is not part uv dumass. y wuld a dumaz mumbur b black?//" John waved at coolgangsta.
"yeh im not wite cee?" Jack looked at coolgangsta. He knew he couldn't argue anymore
"ok i guesd he can b in or gland" Jack typed, feeling defeated. Just as Jack was about to fart, a blinding light filled the Forest.
"STOP! COOLGANGSTA IS A SPY!" the powerful voice echoed.
"OH SHAT ITS DA DORITO POPE!" coolgangsta screamed as he ran away. The light began to weaken, and a man appeared, holding a bag of Doritos.
"hoo r u?" Puffleluver typed.
"I AM GEOFF, THE DORITO POPE. I HAVE COME TO WARN YOU ABOUT D.U.M.A.S." The Pope replied. "D.U.M.A.S. IS USING MY BROTHER, THE MOUNTAIN DEW POPE, TO TAKE OVER SERVERS!" Johnny knew about Mountain Dew. His older brother drank it all the time to be "MLG" and get more "quickscopes".
"y du u wnt us?" Johnny typed.
"BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONES WORTHY OF GETTING MLG" The Pope laughed. Johnny didn't think it was funny. "YOUR FIRST TASK IS TO FIND THE GOLDEN DORITOS HIDDEN IN CP" The Pope laughed. Johnny was not impressed.
"llul dss essy scrub" Johnny typed.
"A POWERFUL FOE OF MINE HAS THE DORITOS AND WONT BE GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT" The Pope laughed. Johnny was starting to think that the author was just being lazy by making the Pope laugh all the time. "OKAY BYE" the Pope laughed and disappeared.
"okai lets go!" Jack typed.
"srry gyz i gtg school is tumurrow n u kno hw parents r" John typed. His mom had been yelling at him for the last five minutes to go to bed.

Tu b cuntinued1!

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