BirdJesus (2014-11-02 06:06:19)

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Once upon a time, there was a boy name Billy. He was the most pathetic excuse of a human being ever to have plagued Flying Spaghetti Monster's green Earth. Doctors were fascinated by the boy's extremely horrible excuse of an existence. They experimented on him, trying to see if they could cure his condition, called "Superfaggotry." When Billy turned 10, the doctors told them that they could not do anything about his condition, and he would likely die in the next five years. Billy's parents were relieved. They couldn't stand that faggot. One day, Billy was on his computer, acting like a faggot, when he noticed something. There was a new thread on his favorite website, "fag4life.com." It was called "Cool Snips." Billy clicked on the thread, curious to see what it was all about. He read the original post, and began his faggotry. He snipped and sniped all night, until his dad walked in. "Hey, you little ****, your mother needs you to do an unnecessarily dangerous ch-" his father stopped. "Billy. What are you doing." Dad had seen what Billy was doing on his computer.
"uh nothinth dath im doin nothinth." Billy began to cough violently.
"Oh really?" His dad snatched his laptop away from him. His jaw dropped. "BILLEH" he screamed. He grabbed Billy by his flabby foot, not concerned by his son's coughing. He began to spank Billy violently. Billy tried to get his dad to stop, but his lack of muscle tone in every part of his body made it extremely difficult to move even a finger. The spanking continued for hours, until finally his dad threw him out the apartment window. Billy fell about 150 feet, but his unbelievably overweight body broke the fall. "Ow..." he murmured, then he proceeded to go into a diabetic coma.
When he awoke, he found himself in the city dump. A place he had visited many times during his childhood. The stink brought him comfort, and the sharp steel penetrating his skin gave him pleasure. He observed his surroundings closely, trying to find his friends. He had a lot of friends at the dump, or he used to, at least. Fred had died last year, along with Alex and Johnny. Harold and Tiff had died when he was eight. It seemed like Megan, Roy, and Shreck had died recently, so Billy held a funeral. He cried for hours, because they were his only animal friends left. He continued his sobbing until a top hat flew down right next to him. He looked at it with awe. He was not allowed to wear hats. All of a sudden, Gaben popped out of the hat.
"Episode 3" he whispered to Billy.
"waht ar yo talk-" Gabe grabbed Billy before he could finish his sentence, and pulled him into the hat. Little did Billy know, a horrible fate was awaiting him in that hat.



8.8/10 - IGN

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AntiChrist (2014-11-02 16:27:22)

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10/10

Awesome story.

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Jason2k14 (2014-11-03 12:16:09)

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11/10

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vocaloidfan13 (2014-11-06 23:42:30)

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Lame!

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GawdHydra (2014-11-11 17:52:20)

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Nein/Ten

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kaitlynn1888 (2014-11-23 04:05:07)

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poor kid

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