Jason2k14 (2014-11-08 19:45:24)

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Last time on Plaza Deranged High; Chapter5; Bean, Sam and Shane had been captured and put into SocialNeko's hidden lair underground of their College. Meanwhile, Amina had a little argument and had moved to SN's college where she'll be joining forces with them. What's it going to be for Lindsay, Dragnet and Corban? Let's find out!

Chapter6:

Akise: Great, great. We'll be performing the operation in 1 hour. Wait here.

Amina: Thank you, Akise. You're so sweet, unlike the Plazians.

Akise: Ah, it's fine. *leaves*

*At Plaza Deranged High*

Mr.SomeLuigi: Wow.

Dragnet: And there you have it.

Mr.SomeLuigi: I just cannot believe it.

Corban: What are we going to do about Shane, Bean and Sam though?

Mr.SomeLuigi: I got a plan.

Lindsay: Spill it.

Mr.SomeLuigi: You 3 go and save Bean, Sam and Shane. I'll recruit a couple more people. Even the teachers.

Corban: Alright then.

Lindsay: Let's do this, guys!

Mr.SomeLuigi: Wait, don't go just yet.

Lindsay: Wynaut?

Mr.SomeLuigi: SocialNeko has a strict policy. You have to wear uniform, and there are bodyguards in front of the school. No uniform = No going in

Dragnet: Aw man. But where are we going to get the uniform?

Mr.SomeLuigi: Right here..

*Mr.SomeLuigi opens another closet*



Corban/Lindsay: S-s-

Dragnet: SWEET!

Corban/Lindsay/Dragnet: Gross..

Mr.SomeLuigi: You guys don't have much time. Put them on.

*5 minutes later*

Lindsay: We're ready.

Mr.SomeLuigi: ONE more thing, guys.

Corban: Oh, oh god. What now?

Mr.SomeLuigi: I must put graffiti on the back of your shirts that say "SN RULEZ"

Dragnet: Are you seri--

Mr.SomeLuigi: The only way. Do you guys want to save your friends or not?

Lindsay: Okay, okay.

....

...

Mr.SomeLuigi: All done.

Corban: We can go now?

Mr.SomeLuigi: Only at your own risk. Good luck.

The 3: Thanks. *runs off*

Loudspeaker; Mr.SomeLuigi; Dimentia, carlos and Robdeprop to my office immediately!

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*Door bursts open*

Rob/Dimentia: We're here, sir!

Mr.SomeLuigi: Heyyy! Where is carlos?

Dimentia: Oh, he said he was sick, so he left.

Mr.SomeLuigi: *sigh* Whatever, I have a mission for you both.

Robdeprop: Talk to us.

Dimentia: Mission, eh?? *puts on shades*

Mr.SomeLuigi: Now's not the time for shades, Dimentia.

Dimentia: Right, sorry sir.

*Outside*

Corban: I don't know about this, guys. Do you think we will get in?

Lindsay: Let's find out, the school's right there!

*PANTING*

Security Guard Ketchum: Name?

Lindsay: Lindsay.

Security Guard Ketchum: Ah, we have a Lindsay on our list. You may go in.

S.G. Sober: Name?

Corban: Corban.

S.G. Sober: It appears we do not have a Corban.

Corban: BUT I HAVE TO GO I--

*S.G.Sober kicks Corban away*

S.G. Ketchum: Name?

Dragnet: Dragnet.

S.G. Ketchum: Hmmm... Hmm...

*Dragnet starts to quiver*

S.G. Ketchum: Aha, a Dragnet. Go in, sir.

Dragnet: Thank you.

Corban: COME ON GUYS, I HAVE TO GO IN.

S.G. Sober: Since you don't listen to us, we're sending you to our secret lair underground of this college. COME WITH ME.

Corban: Oh no, this is bad because of 2 things.

S.G. Sober: 2?

Corban: I mean, not 2. Just 1, I'm dumb. Haha...

S.G. Sober: *grabs Corban's arms* OH, SHUT UP!

*Inside Deranged High*

Robdeprop: Ah, so we'll need to get Amina back here..

Mr.someLuigi: That's right.

Dimentia: They have an army, y'know. Amina might not listen to us.

Mr.SomeLuigi: That is true, but do not worry. They may have army, but it does not mean we do not. In my contact list, I have hundreds of people.

Robdeprop: Woah, dude.

Mr.SomeLuigi: YOU MAY CALL ME "SIR" or "MR.SL", not "dude". Is this how your parents raised you?

Robdeprop: No, sorry sir! But I have one question, sir.

Mr.SomeLuigi: What is that?

Robdeprop: Fire me. I want to be a student again!

Mr.SomeLuigi: That does not make sense, but ok.

Robdeprop: YIPEE, THANKS DUDE!

Dimentia: Dude..

Mr.SomeLuigi: Excuse me?

Robdeprop: I mean sir, sorry SIR!

*Inside SocialNeko*

Lindsay: Hey, where's Corb?

Dragnet: They kicked him out, seems there's no Corban on the list.

Lindsay: Sux. Oh well, let's go rescue our friends! They're in that room.

*door opens*

Bean: Guys, did you hear that?

Shane: They're back?

Lindsay: HEY GUYS

Sam: LINDSAY, HOW DID YOU

Dragnet: Mr.SomeLuigi helped us. Are you guys okay?

Bean: Not as okay as you think. We're trapped in this cell as well as being tied up!

*Lindsay looks around*
"Okay... There has to be a switch here that releases the.."

*Dragnet releases them from the cell*

Lindsay: Wow.

Dragnet: Now we have to try and..

Corban: *SIGH* GUYS..

S.G. Sober: INTRUDERS!!! INTRUDERS!!



Dragnet: Oh no..

Lindsay: Corban, you should have left! We almost had this!

*Akise enters the secret lair*

S.G. Sober: LOOk, SIR.

Akise: Ohh.. so there's more of these Plazians, eh? You guys just never learn.

!Akise drops a smokebomb!

.......... *COUGHCOUGH*

...*COUGHCOUGH*

Bean: Guys, are you ok?

Shane: *COUGH* Yeah..

Sam: Yup.. *coughcough*

*the smoke clears*

Corban: Nope, we're not okay..

Lindsay: Hey, look! We're tied up too!

Dragnet: We're doomed.

Corban: There's only one thing to do, guys.

Akise: You plazians don't ever shut up. *places tape on every plazian's mouths*

Corban: Mmmmmrpphhf..

Shane/Sam/Bean/Dragnet: MMMMMRPPHHHHF..

Akise: What? Speak up.

!Akise leaves the lair!

TBC..

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PhoenixDawn (2014-11-08 19:56:33)

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The faggot slayer called in sick? HAHAHAHA!

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Tiara88345 (2014-11-08 22:05:08)

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will you plz look at my forum ?

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PhoenixDawn (2014-11-09 00:29:27)

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You do not have a forum. Only a thread.

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Tiara88345 (2014-11-09 01:56:53)

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ok.

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Jason2k14 (2014-11-09 15:21:18)

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Chapter 7:

Bean: Well, we're doomed.

Dragnet: I want to curl up like a ball in the corner and cry already.

Sam: Oh, man up. We'll be out of here in no time.

Corban: With what help?

Shane: Exactly.

Lindsay: Wait a minute!

Bean: What is it, little girl?

*Lindsay smacks Bean*

Sam: Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

Lindsay: Drag, Corb, remember when Mr.SomeLuigi said he'd bring backup?

Corban/Dragnet: Oh, yeah!

Lindsay: They must be coming to save us.

Sam: Ok.. So what do we do until "backup" gets here?

Shane: Take a s.

Bean: Wtf, dude.

Shane: I seriously have to take a s--

Sam: We don't have to know that..

Lindsay: Man.. These knots are so difficult to... untie..

*In SL's office*

Robdeprop: Sir, we're ready.

Mr.SomeLuigi: Ok, off you guys go. I'll be sending more backup.

Dimentia: Hey, Rob?

Robdeprop: Yeeess?

Dimentia: Nevermind, the school's there! Let's hurry.

*At the door*

S.G. Sober: Name?

Robdeprop: Rob.

S.G. Sober: You may enter.

Robdeprop: Thx.

S.G. Ketchum: Name?

Dimentia: Dimentia!

S.G. Ketchum: We do not have a Dimentia, deuces faggot.

Dimentia: I need to go in, let me IN!

S.G. Ketchum: *pushes Dimenia* I said DEUCES, FAGGOT!!

Dimentia: Grrrr... Aggghh..

S.G. Sober: Hey, you worthless peasant. When he says deuces, you leave. You're not on the list, so leave you shall!

Dimentia: What did you just call me..?

S.G. Sober: A worthless... PEASANT!! Open your ears.

*Dimentia sneaks out a pocketknife*

S.G. Ketchum: Sober, I suggest you watch out..

S.G. Sober: For what? I'm a Security Guard, and I am not afraid of this little biitch. When it's a bye-bye, you leave.

Dimentia: .... You left me with no choice..

!*Dimentia brutally stabs Security Guard Soberbeast*!





S.G. Sober: AHHH! The pain... Agghh.. *bleeds viciously* H-How could you...

!S.G. Sober collapses to the ground!

S.G. Ketchum: NOOOO!!! SOBER..

Dimentia: Now can I go in?

S.G. Ketchum: You've taken this too far!!!

*S.G. Ketchum takes off his security guard clothing meanwhile having clothes under it and pulls out a pistol*

Dimentia: Oh no you don't.

SN Ketchum: You have killed my friend. You have killed one of our members, and you really think you're getting away with it?

3DP Dimentia: Hehh...

*In SN's lair*

Shane/Bean: WOAH

Dragnet: You guys heard that too, right?

Sam: I heard screaming, did somebody die?

Corban: They're here.. Robdeprop and Dimentia are here.

Lindsay: YAY

Shane: We'll be saved in no time.

*In the lobby of SN*

SN Akise: Amina, you may enter our hospital where we will perform the operation.

Amina: Kk

*In the hospital*

Amina: Woah, so big.

SN Akise: *chuckles*

Amina: Dirty-minded faggot. So, when do we start the operation?

SN Akise: Like, now.

Amina: YAY.

SN Akise: I'll be watching though. I have two people that will do the operation that are students of mine.

Amina: Where are they?

SN DoctorSatan: Hayo.

SN AshAttack: Wazzup?

Amina: This is going to be awesome.

SN DoctorSatan: And the operation starts.... NOW.

*Outside of SN*

SN Ketchum: You left me with no choice, but settle this in a life or death battle.

3DP Dimentia: You guys didn't let me go in, so I had to.

*Ketchum dashes towards Dimentia with a pistol*

SN Ketchum: We'll see if you'll have to now.

*In the lair*

Bean: They're taking a tad bit too long.

Sam: Yeah, they should be here by no--

*the door explodes*

Robdeprop: Guess who's here?

Bean/Sam/Lindsay/Shane: ROB!

Corban: It's about time.. Release us at once.

Robdeprop: K... How?

Sam: I suppose there are scissors or a button there that says t--

*Rob clicks a button in which frees the kids*

Corban: Good to be released.

Robdeprop: Alright, come on let's go!



Shane: Oh great, just great!

Robdeprop: You have got to be kidding me!

!Akise enters the lair!

SN Akise: So I see you've brought another one. Long time no see, Rob.

Robdeprop: Oh, it's you.. Let us go.

SN Akise: Now that SomeLuigi's principal of the plazian fags high, and you're whatever you are, we will destroy you guys. Treat us like crap, and we'll give you what you wanted in return.

Sam: You do realie it's a 7 against 1 right now?

Corban: Yeah, we can easily escape.

SN Akise: OH, OH really?

*Akise whistles*

SN FoxAlchemist: What's up, sir?

SN pokefangirl: Yes, sir?

SN Amanda888: YES SIR!

SN LeNekoofMC: Yes, master?

Lindsay: Still outnumbered.

SN Akise: Those plazian fools think they can escape. Show them how it's done.

The 4 SN fags: Yes, master. We will give them a piece of our furry minds. *cracks fingers*

SN Amanda888: Leave this to me first, guys.

SN Akise: Ok, the rest of us, let's sit and watch Amanda.

3DP Sam: Hey, Amanda. Kindly get out, or I'll show you the way out.

SN Amanda888: Oh, hohohoho..

!Sam takes out her shotgun!

SN Amanda888: Put that gun down.. Now...

3DP Sam: Guys, should I put the gun down?

Robdeprop/Lindsay/Shane: ...Nope.

3DP Sam: You heard them, now say your last words.

SN Amanda888: Hehe...

TBC

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PhoenixDawn (2014-11-10 01:03:44)

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Why does Sam get to be the shotgun badass?

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Jason2k14 (2014-11-10 01:59:35)

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Why can't she?

A few LEAKs for the ongoing chapters:

Sam loses her gun, can you guess how?
Akise dies
Mr.SomeeLuigi nearly dies
Robdeprop dies
A different school declares war against both Plaza Deranged High and SN

More interesting stuff along the series, but I will not share.

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PhoenixDawn (2014-11-10 02:35:14)

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Inb4 H4DHigh

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Jason2k14 (2014-11-10 22:14:36)

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Chapter 8:

3DP Sam:

*!SN Amanda888 weaves the bullet and runs towards Sam*!

Robdeprop/Corban: Holy crap.

Bean: Can someone kindly explain, how the hell was that possible?

Shane: This is scary.

*Amanda888 grabs Sam's shirt and chucks her a few feet away*

3DP Sam: Aggh. How dare you!

SN Amanda888: Hehe. *unleashes her pocketknife* Say goodnight.



*Amanda runs towards Sam*

Robdeprop: Uh-oh, this isn't good.

Dragnet: ...Grr... Noo..Oh no you DON'T!

*Dragnet runs the same direction as Amanda888's going and pushes Sam out of the way*

Sam: Drag, no!

*Dragnet generates a forcefield*

Dragnet: ...Hmph.

Akise/The 3 other SN fags: WHAT?

Robdeprop/The plazians: No way!

SN Amanda888: Oh no...

*SNAmanda888 bounces away with her pocketknife flying in the air*

*Sam catches it*

SN Amanda888: Woah, now. Put that down. That is MINE, give ME BACK MY POCKETKNIFE.

3DP Sam: Oh.. The one that you were going to kill me with? I don't think so.

Robdeprop: Oh yeah, you go Sam! KILL THAT FURRIED-BEAST!

Akise: OH, shut up Rob!

3DP Sam: Before I finish Amanda off, I'd like to speak with Shane and Bean for just a sec.

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*In the corner*

Shane: What's up?

Bean: Yeah, whaddya need us for?

Sam: I need you guys to use this rope and tie Amanda up while I finish her off. And if any one of those SN furries try to avoid us, you guys handle them or the rest of our friends will. K?

Bean/Shane: Got it.

Sam: We're back.

SN Amanda888: Took you long enough. Give me back my pocketknife now!

3DP Sam: OH, you mean this one?

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SN Amanda888: Yes! Will you kindly give it back to me?

3DP Sam: Alright, alright.. ... BEAN, SHANE, NOW!

*Shane and Bean spring into action as they tie 3DPAmanda888*

Akise: What, oh no you don't! pokefangirl, go get them now!

SN pokefangirl: Right away, master!

*Bean smacks pokefangirl*

3DP Lindsay: Aye, Bean be taking smacking lessons from me! les geddit

SN pokefangirl: Did you just.. smack me?

3DP Bean: Yes.

*SN pokefangirl smacks Bean back in return*

SN Amanda888: Oh no you guys just didn't! Give me my pocketknife NOW and let me GO!

3DP Sam: Okay, I'll give it to you.

SN Amanda888: Thank you.

!3DP Sam brutally stabs SN Amanda888 in the hand and hands the knife to her!

Akise: *GASP*

Robdeprop: YAY!

Bean/Shane: Dang, girl.

Dragnet: Dats some serious stabatage. *ba dum tss*



Corban: Please stop, Drag.

Robdeprop: Seriously.

Akise: How could you..

SNAmanda888: Y-you.. stabbed my h-h-hand... AHHHHHHH

Sam: Sorry, I didn't mean to..

*Sam stabs Amanda's chest*



SN Amanda888: ... *dies*

Akise: AMANDA, NOO!

pokefangirl: Amanda..

Robdeprop//Corban: Hahaha.

Bean: Woah.

Shane: That was..

Lindsay: EPIC!

Akise: You have crossed the line this time, you stupid peasants.

*Akise tosses 3 beans to pokefangirl, LeNekoofMC and FoxAlchemist*

Corban: No time to be snacking.

*pokefangirl ties Corban instantly and inserts a bomb in his pants*

Corban: ...ARRGGHH! I cannot reach, my hands are tied and how dare you!!

Akise: How much time till this lair collapses?

pokefangirl: Oh, plenty.

*Akise and pokefangirl stare at each other*

Akise: WAIT, THE LAIR WILL COLLAPSE!

pokefangirl: OMG WHAT DO I DO!

Shane: So stupid..

Akise: GET IT OUT OF HIS PANTS.

pokefangirl: I'm not gonna touch his...

Akise: TRY NOT TO, NOW TAKE IT OUT.

Sam: Pfft... Hahaha

Lindsay: This is ridiculous and at the same time, hilarious.

pokefangirl: I'm gonna hate myself for this..

LeNekoofMC: Hey you.

Lindsay: Yes?

*LeNekoofMC punches Lindsay, then traps her in a cell*

Lindsay: Ow! WHat's wrong with you!

LeNekoofMC: What's wrong with you and your classmates?

Lindsay: Touche.

Corban: Lindsay, you alright?

Lindsay: yeahh.. Now that I'm trapped

Corban: And I'm tied..

Bean: It's just Shane, Robdeprop, Dragnet and I now.

Akise: By the way, the beans that I tossed in their mouths give them all sorts of powers that you guys do not have.

Robdeprop: Hey, how come I don't got those beans?

Akise: Because you're an imbecile.

Robdeprop: Heyyy, don't call me that!

Akise: Imbecile. *sits down*

pokefangirl/Fox/LeNekoofMC: Come here. We want to play.

Rob: I've never been this read--

*Fox slams Rob to the ground making his nose bleed and he then ties Rob next to a table*

Robdeprop: Guess I kind of jinxed it.. And OWW! I see Fox has that super strength!

Akise: Yeah, wait till you see what MC has.

Shane: Rob, Corban and Lindsay are out.. Guess it's my turn.



Bean: I'm with you.

Akise: pokefan, MC, go get 'em. Fox, sit with me.

pokefangirl: Hehe. Azrath-metreon-zinthus!

Bean: The hell's Azrat-- WOOOOAHH

Akise: Yeah.. She has the dark magic. Beware her.

Bean: What is she doing with meeeeee?

Akise: It's a surprise.

Bean: Oh, what! I am being spi-spinned around in cir-cir-cir-cir-circles! woaooaah.. *faints after dizziness*

Shane: Oh no! Bean! No!

Dragnet: *sigh* I guess it's us two right now.

Shane: We don't got powers...

Dragnet: Let's just.. do what we can.. Alright?

!*In Plaza Deranged High*!

*knock knock knock*

Mr.SomeLuigi: You may enter.

Janitor Carter: Sir, seems there's been a package for you.

Mr.SomeLuigi: AH, THANK YOU, BYE!

*slams the door*

Mr.SomeLuigi: Ah, it's here! SN may have beans, but so do the Plazians! One bean for Corban, 1 for Lindsay, 1 for Sam, 1 for Bean, 1 for Shane, 1 for Robdeprop, 1 for Dimentia and 1 for Dragnet. There we go! Off I go!

*In SN's hospital*

DoctorSatan: Okay, you're finished.

AshAttack: Woah.

Amina: I look sick. Thanks, guys! Look at me, I can transform my arm from human arm, to robo arm to hulk's arm and I have superpowers!

DoctorSatan: Haha, yup.

Amina: It is time to plot my revenge. Hehehehhee.

AshAttack: Haha okayy.

*In the lair*

Shane: READY?

Dragnet: I guess so.

*Mr.SomeLuigi by the door*

Dimentia: SL!

Mr.SomeLuigi: Ah, hello.. *panting* Dimentia! See ya!

S.G. Ketchum: Wait up, sir! Name?

Mr.SomeLuigi: SomeLuigi.

S.G. Ketchum: We do not have a SomeLuigi. BYE!

Mr.SomeLuigi: I am the principal of Plaza Deranged High, and you will let me in.

S.G. Ketchum: I don't think so. o_O

*Dimentia pulls Ketchum to one side and smacks him*

Dimentia: GO, MR.SL, GO, GO, GO!

*Mr.SomeLuigi dashs to the lair*

Akise: ... This.. will be fun. We have the plazins under control right now.

*MrSomeLuigi bursts through the door*

The plazians: SOMELUIGI!

Akise: Oh... it's you.

Mr.SomeLuigi: Here, guys! Beans for you all!

*The plazians eat the beans*

Akise: Oh man. This cannot be good.

Mr.SomeLuigi: Now guys, FIGHT!

Corban: I'm.. tied here?

Lindsay: I'm trapped!

Mr.SomeLuigi: B-b-but the beans supposed to give you power!

*looks at the package*

Mr.SomeLuigi: Are you kidding me? The REAL powered beans don't come till tomorrow!

Akise: HAHAHAHAHA!

Mr.SomeLuigi: Good day to you all! -.- *stomps his way out*

Robdeprop: Well, that stinks..

Dragnet: Ow, my stomach..

Corban: I think I have a stomachache..

Lindsay: Yeah, those beans probably harmed out stomachs..

Sam: This is not good...

*The plazians suddenly faint*

Akise: YES, WE GOT THEM! I want you students to put them in the cell and we start doing our thing.

pokefangirl: *gasp* Not "the cell"

Fox: Oh.. it's the cell alright!

Akise: Finally, after all these years, it's about damn time hehehehe

TBC

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PhoenixDawn (2014-11-10 23:45:37)

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inb4 Carlos

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HanShotFirst (2014-11-11 13:14:51)

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So when do I Henshin and save you dumbasses, Kamen Rider style?

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PhoenixDawn (2014-11-11 13:29:22)

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^ I expect Carlos to do that. Faggot slayer, baddass, Carlos style.

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Jason2k14 (2014-11-11 14:10:42)

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Of course you'd expect carlos to do that.

@HanShot Let's just say, there's a surprise that awaits you in the next 2 or so chapters.

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Jason2k14 (2014-11-11 15:41:16)

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Chapter 9:

*Someluigi leaves the building*

Ketchum: I want you BOTH to leave. Never to return. IMMEDIATELY.

Mr.SomeLuigi: I was going to leave anyway. And don't talk to me that way. *walks away*

Dimentia: FINE. I'll be back.

Ketchum: Whatevs.

*in the lair*

Akise: Thanks, my students for placing them in this very cell. You may go to your classes now.

....

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Akise: Now that they've fainted, I can begin. This is exciting.



*In Plaza deranged High*

Janitor Carter: Hey, sir, why are you so vicious?

Mr.SomeLuigi: These beans aren't the beans that I'm looking for! The beans that I am looking for do not come out until tomorrow!

Janitor Carter: Sucks.. Cya!

...

Mr.SomeLuigi: Perhaps I.. have another plan.

Loudspeaker;Mr.SomeLuigi ; Han to my office immediately.

*a minute later*

Han: Yes, sir?

Mr.SomeLuigi: I have a mission for you.

*Han performs a Karate pose*

Han: Spill it.

Mr.SomeLuigi: The rest of the plazians are in trouble in SocialNeko College and there needs to be a lot of assistance quick. Oh, and Amina joined SN's side.

Han: WHAT..

Mr.SomeLuigi: Yup, go there and show them how it's done.

Han: Ok. Cya.

*In SocialNeko College lair*

Akise: Hmm, what should I work on? I need something to destroy the plazians' highschool.. Perhaps a Dinosaur would work.

Loudspeaker; Akise; DoctorSatan & Ketchum, I want you both to go to the secret experimenting center and build me a Dino. THANK YOU.

*Outside*

Ketchum: Ah, I heard my name. ( runs )

*in the hospital*

DoctorSatan: I better go, and Amina, you rest for a little bit before performing your attacks, k?

Amina: Alright..

*In the Experimenting secretive center*

Ketchum: Ready to build us a Dino?

DoctorSatan: As long as it's strong enough to destroy the plazians' highschool, hell yeah!

*Outside*

Han: *PANTING*

Han: Finally, I'm here. Heyy... I thought there were security guards her-- Woah. Looks like somebody killed one. Oh well *runs inside*

*In Plaza deranged High*

carlos11: Mr.SL, where have the other students been lately?

Mr.SomeLuigi: It's none of your business. This is your lunch period, you better eat.

carlos11: Oh, alright.. Where has Han and Rob been?

Mr.SomeLuigi: I'll say it one more time. I--

carlos11: IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS. YES, I KNOW. Damn you, peasant.

*In the lair*

Akise: I'll just watch these bozos while they're still on the floor. Look at these fags. Hahaha

*Han bursts through the door*

Akise: WHAT THE.. Who are you?



Han: The name's Han. I'm here.. to rescue my friends. And if I ever faint or anything like that, we can recruit tons more assistance.

Akise: Ah, I see you're a part of them. *unleashes a Push Dagger*

Han: Hm, hm, hm. You think you can stop me? I have to save my friends.

Akise: You plazians have been starting the war first of all. Why should we be the ones to forfeit although you people have started? You people have started, and now we shall end it with deaths of these pathetic plazians. You wanna be next?

Han: No. And don't you dare do ANYTHING to harm my friends. *unleashes a ballistic knife*

Akise: Hey, what's that over there?

Han: *looks around* Where?

*Akise throws a book at the ballistic knife making it fly*

Han: Oh, you bozo! *runs after the knife*

Akise: Hehehe. *chucks the push dagger towards Han*

*Han quickly grabs his ballistic knife and blocks the push dagger*

Han: Nice try.

Akise: I hope you know, you might have blocked it, but.. I have somebody you might want to battle.

Han: Who may that be?

Akise: AAAAMINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Where AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?

*Hospital*

AshAttack: Hey, Amina! Akise is calling your name!

Amina: Oh yah! Bye bye!

.......

*Amina stomps her way to the lair*

Amina: yes, sir?

Han: Oh. my. god. o_o

Akise: This guy here, wants to rescue his friends. Mind killing him?

Amina: Not a problem. *blasts Han*

Han: WOOOOOOOAOAOOAHh...

Amina: *walks over to Han* Give up yet?

Han: ...No way! The battle's just begun!

Amina: I hope you're ready to give up!

Han: Give up? Oh, why, I'm just getting started. *does a karate pose*

Amina: You're a joke. It's time to kill you.



*Amina charges at han*

*Han charges at Amina*

*Something wakes Dragnet up out of nowhere and blows "the cell" up*



*Dragnet charges at Amina*

Akise: WHAT THE...

Han: AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Amina: HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dragnet: ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



TBC

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