AntiChrist (2015-02-24 11:12:19)

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In my fourth period, I have world history. My teacher is very friendly and talkative and loves to mess with people. If you have a bad haircut, he will notice it and he WILL make fun of you for it. (He doesn't mean any of it in a harmful way. One time he accidentally made a kid get so mad he walked out of the classroom. The teacher waited a minute while looking kind of sad then went to go talk to him)

One particular day, some my little pony fan or something made a 20% cooler joke. I don't know, some sort of percent. I didn't hear what she said. Anyway, the teacher looks at her and yells from across the roon "YOU'RE 100% UGLY". Of course, the room bursts into laughter for the 800th time.

Just recently, someone randomly burst into laughter. Everyone was wondering what was wrong with her.

"She looked in the mirror"

Says the teacher.


You know how black people usually say "YOU'RE BLOWING ME" when you piss them off? This one girl told the teacher "*name* says you're blowing him."

To which the teacher replies "In what context?"

That killed me. This class is never boring. I get to see people that annoy me get roasted repeatedly by this guy. I am one of the few in the class who is quiet enough to survive the heatwave unscathed.


I will update this next time he says something hilarious

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AntiChrist (2015-02-25 03:06:29)

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He seems awesome .

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carlos11 (2015-02-25 04:22:23)

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What scrublord math are taking?

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carlos11 (2015-02-26 05:44:29)

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By any chance, are you working on graphing transformed rational functions and identifying vertical as well as horizontal asymptotes?

That's just a wild guess, but it certainly looks like you're graphing something, otherwise I don't think it would be worth noting that the "x" is on the inside and that you take the "opposite" of whatever it is. I can't be sure of what exactly it is you're graphing, however.

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2015-02-26 05:50:59

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little5 (2015-02-27 22:07:51)

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My english teacher was like that, but people didn't treat him with respect, so he toughened up.

He's 49 and has a 22 year old gf. Just thought you guys needed to know that.

And his daughter is 18.

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Naira (2015-03-02 13:00:29)

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None of my teachers are that funny. My class can be though. My PSHCEE teacher asked us if we knew who was in the picture he showed us. A boy goes, 'I KNOW. THIS IS A FAMOUS PERSON'. Teacher says 'Who is it?'. Boy goes, 'It's a women'.

Once, a kid in my class was asked to take the register downstairs. The teacher gave him the register and then he said whether he could take his jumper off. Teacher said 'ok'. So then the kid got to the door and said, 'I want my jumper back on'. Teacher said 'ok'. So he took his jumper, left the register on the table and went downstairs. My whole class was wondering why he went down without the register. Some started laughing. The kid came back and sat in his spot. The teacher asked him where he had been. He said 'I took the register downstairs'. Teacher goes, 'It's on the table, not downstairs'. This time he goes downstairs with the register. 5 mins later, he enters the class with the register in his hand. Teacher goes 'Oh shi...nothing. I thought I told you to put the register downstairs'. Boy goes 'Oh yeah'. Then he walks to the door and stops. The teacher is getting him to budge. Then he carries the boy downstairs and takes the register to reception. Then they both come back into class. The boy then starts singing baa baa black sheep. This happened in 4th grade.

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carlos11 (2015-03-03 01:10:27)

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That boy sounds like he's retarded.

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Belle (2015-03-04 02:16:00)

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I go to a boring, strict school (IT'S NOT A NORMAL MIDDLE SCHOOL) and yeah... None of my teachers are like that, except this one I had last year.

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AntiChrist (2015-03-06 12:18:26)

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There is this new kid in my fourth period and he has a lisp and a weird looking face. He also has pretty awkward body language so everyone probably thinks he is a little autistic or something.


As you could imagine, everyone acts nice to him but also sarcastically acting like they think he is cool which for some reason isn't considered bullying since he can't tell.

Today he brought his 3ds to school. Keep in mind this is 10th grade. People sarcastically said things like "OH HE GOT THAT 3DS BOI. YOU GONNA PLAY SOME MARIO CART? " or "Hey man, I'll beat all you niggas in pokemon"

The poor kid, thinking everyone was impressed started talking about his games. My funny teacher, from across the room yelled "No, *name* don't tell them what games you have. Don't do it. Trust me, *name* I'm just trying ti help you"

The kid, ignoring him yelled to some other guys who claimed to play mario cart "DON'T COME TO ME UNTIL YOU HAVE TEN STRIPES" in an attempt to sound cool. He stuttered a lot and it was kind of cringe inducing. My teacher sighed and facepalmed. I almost laughed out loud.

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KingGaming (2015-04-12 00:49:18)

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That sounds like my social teacher one time he said a joke I don't exactly remember it was like.

Student: do you still use those clays?
Teacher: no it's getting smelly and rough and old

Teacher: kinda like *random student in class*

Whole class: OHHHHHHHHHHH GET WRECKED!!!!!!!

me: haha OHHHH.

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carlos11 (2015-04-12 23:48:16)

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That's not even funny.

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AmayaTime8D (2015-04-14 01:46:45)

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SHE SAID "HOW CAN I RELATE TO SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T SPEAK? I FEEL LIKE IM JUST TREADING WATER"

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carlos11 (2015-04-14 04:54:50)

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How is that funny?

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little5 (2015-04-15 01:11:58)

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my teacher needs to stop making subtle references to his sex life

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AntiChrist (2015-04-15 20:39:40)

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This one time the same kid I mentioned who plays the 3ds called my teacher a "disgrace to manning" when my teacher said he wasn't that good of a cook, to which my teacher replies;

"Well, you keep contributing to society with your 3DS."

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