ObeyMercilia (2015-10-13 11:53:45)

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Well, it still kills me to talk about this tragic moment, but I guess I shall. :///

I once was an alien. I had my own spaceship. I had my own weed and life was the definition of dank at its finest. Well, you know how they say, "All good things come to an end"? Well, they were right. Those alien days are gone. You want to know what happened? Well, I'll tell you. These random aliens from who the hell knows where decided to take my alien weed and my spacecraft. I was furious. I cried for a few days until suddenly, one alien saw me and then walked up from behind. You know what he did? He rkoed me!Outta nowhere. Then he threw me to the sun. I was then kill for life. Gone. My alien self was gone for good.

Now, I'm just MerciDank. If I see that alien, I'll rko his sorry ass. Serves him right.

So yeah. This was a tragic moment for me. No hate pls. :///

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markymark (2015-10-13 21:15:35)

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read my story

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SoulReaper (2015-10-14 21:48:10)

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....wat

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NintendoDude (2015-10-15 05:56:41)

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</3

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