Crush42 (2015-11-08 21:18:00)

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Post your favourite 'Yo Mama' jokes here. I'll post my all-time favourite in a little while.

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Bean (2015-11-08 21:34:10)

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Crush42 (2015-11-08 21:39:08)

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LOL.

@Mario, I'm a human being, age 22, who just so happens to like the occasional joke. Where's your sense of humour? Yo mama so fat, she probably ate it.

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Kishy (2015-11-08 21:43:40)

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Yo mama such a failure that she has a 22 year old son who gets off by interacting with a bunch of pre-teens on a website predominantly full of users under 18.

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Crush42 (2015-11-08 21:47:21)

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Nice.

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Crush42 (2015-11-08 21:50:04)

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Yo mama so fat, I bumped into her when I was visiting New York.

That might not sound so bad, but...

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PANZERFAUST (2015-11-08 21:54:03)

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No.

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Crush42 (2015-11-08 23:49:01)

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She so stupid that whenever friends ask her to join for pot or weed, she says 'No thanks, I don't like gardening.'

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Crush42 (2015-11-09 01:00:27)

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She so fat that her shadow weighs more than I do.

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Destroiya (2015-11-09 01:48:21)

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Yo mama is yo mama.

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Crush42 (2015-11-09 02:34:07)

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OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!! LMFAO!

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Crush42 (2015-11-09 12:55:58)

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She so ugly, Medusa saw her and turned to stone.

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TwilightWinter (2015-11-09 19:50:22)

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Yo mama so nice that she offered me a cup of tea.

EDIT: I misspelled "Yo mama".

This post has been edited one or more times, the last time was:
2015-11-09 20:19:32

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little5 (2015-11-09 20:15:31)

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CoolApps (2015-11-09 21:13:14)

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Yo mama's like an ATM. Open 24 hours.

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