Edgee (2017-04-14 20:43:02)

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Greetings from your favorite smelly old person.

Old people must really smell to some folks.

We are not as flexible as we once were. Many of us can’t see our toes or other parts of our body.

Getting in and out of a shower is tough. Many of us (me) haven’t taken a bath in years. We can’t get out of the tub. We take showers. We need non-slip mats to stand on. We can’t remember if we washed a part of our body. Some of have issues using the toilet. I sat down too hard once and broke the toilet. I can go into great detail about bathroom issues but 33DSPlaza is a children site.

We drop things, and can’t bend over to pick anything up. Floors are much further away when you’re old. Some of us can’t go more than an hour without going potty. A man’s “aim” isn’t what it once was.

Mush gets spilled, I’ve learned not to put metal or tinfoil in a microwave. No one told me!

I frightened a burglar once in my bedroom. I was standing wearing a diaper and my CPAP mask. He asked me to call the police, muttering “I need to go to jail, I’m seeing an old man wearing a diaper and an elephant mask.” I tried to explain he was seeing a hose going from the mask to a machine but he wasn’t listening.

SOME old people smell (me) when they get old. I understand young people NEVER smell.I also think pigs fly.

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2017-04-14 21:32:19

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TheIronMadden (2017-04-14 21:21:38)

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Edgeelord Thread

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TapRoot0ak (2017-04-14 22:32:50)

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Gaylord

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Shane (2017-04-17 07:36:14)

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His dende.

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